As long as the world turns, people are always going to find a reason to fault poor old Katie Price. And the former model got it in the neck again as she appeared on today’s Loose Women.
Katie, 39, discussed some potentially thorny topics on the programme – including her cheating husband, Kieran Hayler, and the fact that she’d like to have more children.
But for once, it wasn’t something she said that provoked the most ire from people watching at home.
No, today’s principal target was how Katie looked, and boy did they give her both barrels, telling her to sack her hairdresser and even comparing her to a “Japanese robot sex doll”.
“What on earth has @KatiePrice done to her face??” asked one shellshocked viewer.
Another seemed to share the sentiment: “Katie Price looks frightening. Does she own a mirror and does she use it?”
A third added: “I’m sorry, I personally think Katie Price looks awful today. Very bad hair day.”
And finally came the bombshell: “Is it me or does Katie Price look like a Japanese robot sex doll? She even makes moving her mouth look unnatural.”
All of which was quite surprising considering guest Russell Brand, who was sat right next to Katie, was wearing a rather loud jumper that made him look like the tiger from the Kellogg’s Frosties advert.
The comedian provided an unlikely shoulder for Katie, giving her advice on how to deal with her third hubby, who’s admitted that he’s suffering from sex addiction.
Katie split from Hayler, 30, last month after he cheated on her with the couple’s nanny, Nikki Brown. He previously had a fling with Katie’s best friend Jane Pountney.
But the Brighton-born star appeared to be open to the idea of taking him back – if he’ll first seek professional help.
Brand, 42, suggested: “You say to Kieran, ‘You’ve got to 100 per cent surrender. You’ve got to 100 per cent accept help, and you no longer have the right to be in control of this situation after the way you’ve treated me and the way you’ve behaved.
“‘So you want to get yourself away, turn your life around and start making some changes.'”
Despite her marriage problems, Katie told the Loose Women panellists that she’d love to have more children.
She already has five, from her relationships with footballer Dwight Yorke, singer Peter Andre and Hayler.
But she revealed: “I still want more – I know for a fact I haven’t had enough. Once you’ve had your last one, you feel like you want another one.”
What with the relationship woes and the grief she’s getting from internet trolls, it sounds like she has more than enough on her plate as it is…