There’s nothing better than buying a new pair of slippers to wear during the winter, right?
Well, now you can get yourself a pair of willy-shaped slippers to keep your feet nice and toasty.
Firebox has launched the cheeky footwear as part of their Pierre the Penis range and we want a pair right now.
The slippers fit sizes seven to 12 and cost £24.99.
The website sites they are “the most hilarious slippers in the entire world” but told shoppers to “try not to tread on the balls too much” because “they’re sensitive”.
The product’s description reads: “Plunge your frozen plates of meat into these cosy, plush replicas of nature’s warmest external organ. Go gently though, these slippers may be durable but we all know that area of the body isn’t keen on rogue kicks.
“Super plush, these soft penises may not be stylish but they’ll keep your feet willy warm and provide endless opportunity for slipper-related banter.
“They won’t win you any fashion awards but you can rest assured your toes will be cosy.
“In fact, your feet will be so warm that you won’t have to press them up against your partner in bed and freeze their limbs to death with your chilly extremities in an attempt to thaw them.”
Meanwhile, you can also buy a penis hot water bottle from Firebox.
The website says the product will “keep you willy toasty even in the coldest of temperatures”.
The description continues: “He’s no use when he’s all floppy, so fill him up with hot water before getting tucked up.
“He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft.”
They won’t win you any fashion awards but you can rest assured your toes will be cosy.
It’s priced at £11.99.
Now if you really want to splash the cash, you can buy a jumbo penis body pillow for £39.99.
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The website says they “supersized everyone’s favourite adorable penis just to suit you”.
They added: “Jumbo Pierre will keep you warm on long lonely nights for as long as you need him.”
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