A man has been slammed by his sister-in-law for pooing himself during his brother’s wedding ceremony.
The bride and groom decided to get married in a romantic beach wedding but one of the guests accidentally had an embarrassing accident.
Sharing the incident on Reddit, the man revealed he started to feel “rather unwell” and had painful cramps before the ceremony.
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He wrote: “My brother proposed to his girlfriend of a few years last year, the wedding was 2 weeks ago.
“Ceremony was held on the beach, we planned to move to a hall just up the road we had booked for the reception afterwards.
“Before the ceremony formally started I felt rather unwell and had cramps in my stomach, this is when I realised I needed to [expletive]. Not a big deal, I can hold a [expletive] in.”
He continued: “After about a minute of these cramps I was in a fair bit of pain and both my dad and my girlfriend who I was sitting next to advised me to go to the toilet as there was still a few minutes until we started the ceremony, and my brother would wait for my anyway.
“I didn’t want to go into one of those public toilets on the beach as they’re normally filthy, I would just wait until the ceremony ended, then drive back to my place which was about a five minute drive, then head to the reception hall.
“It was obvious I was in genuine pain and discomfort and they kept telling me to just use the public one, I really [expletive] wish I had. The ceremony started, and less than 10 seconds after the officiant started speaking, I had a huge fart I needed to let out.”
He explained that he then “violently [expletive] himself” and within “a few seconds,” everyone knew what had happened.
He added: “I was gagging and sprinting towards the toilet trying not to vomit from the thought of what I had just done.
“Girlfriend drove me home and I had a shower and got some new clothes on, it had been 30 minutes now and they still hadn’t started.
“Me and my brother have a very good relationship and he wasn’t passing any judgment, and refused to start without me there. As soon as I was there I sat back down and no-one looked at me, just pretended it didn’t happen.
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“The ceremony went well from that part forward, and we went to the reception. His now wife and her parents were giving me dirty looks and I just went home straight away and cried some more.
“Later that night received a bunch of angry texts from his wife and her parents, and my own father.
“Telling me I had completely ruined the wedding and that I was disgusting and should have gone beforehand. My brother’s wife is constantly upset that her wedding will forever be remembered as ‘that wedding where my brother in law [expletive] his [expletive] pants’. She hates me for it.
“I have not [expletive] my pants before, this is not a common thing for me so no, I did not expect that stomach cramps meant I was going to [expletive] myself. I should’ve gone to the toilet beforehand but I didn’t want to hold up the ceremony.”
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