Cheryl, Cheryl, Cheryl. For the sake of our sanity will you please announce your pregnancy ASAP.
We are getting bored of the ever-growing speculative stories based on telling pictures and teasing throwaway quotes.
And tell your best mate Kimberley Walsh to keep schtum too, because she isn't helping much either, with all the hints she's been dropping lately.
Last week, gorgeous Kimbo, who is pregnant with her second child, admitted she was "really happy" for Cheryl but didn't "really want to go in to too much detail on that because, " she felt "it’s something that she should speak about.” Talk about tease, eh?
Now speaking on the red carpet of The Pride Of Britain Awards, the Bradford blabbermouth has let slip another baby clanger - of sorts - which has everyone now convinced that Chez is most definitely up the duff.
When asked about speculation about Cheryl's pregnancy, Kimberley told a reporter: “It’s not that I’m not allowed [to talk about it]. It’s just that she’s my best friend. I don’t want to talk about her … anyway.”
And when the reporter asked her to pass on their congratulations to Cheryl, she said: “Thank you.”
Is that confirmation that Cheryl and Liam Payne are parents-to-be? More than likely, especially as Cheryl also didn't turn up to the event, tweeting her apologies.
So what evidence do we have to suggest that the former Girls Aloud legend is with child?
Well..... our Cheryl is looking a little fuller in the face, which is certainly no bad thing, as she looked so painfully gaunt last year, something she has since blamed on her tough time being married to Jean Bernard Fernadez Versini.
Then last week, at a perfume launch, Cheryl made a big deal about not having her lower half being photographed and sat awkwardly behind a table that only exposed up top half.
But we guess the biggest sign that Cheryl is trying to hide a growing baby bump was that that hideous turquoise jump suit she wore to that launch.
A hideous shade of nasty green and unflatteringly cut, it was clearly a way of distracting people from checking out whether she has a baby bump or not.
Whatever the case, we just hope the truth comes out soon! If you are indeed preggers Chez congrats, but for the sake of us, let us know once and for all. This dreary speculation is driving us mental!