Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the TV again, Katie Price goes and ruins it – and announces that she is returning to the Loose Woman panel.
Yes… For those of you who thought that the daily discussion show was finally rid of the noisy, soundbite-spitting attention queen, you will be crushed and devastated to hear that she’ll be back being monosyllabic and crude on December 2.
There’s still enough time to book a one-way trip somewhere Katie-free!
A couple of months ago, Katie announced that she was taking time out of the show so that she could work on her marriage to Kieran Hayler after she’d spent weeks promoting her latest tell-all book.
She explained that having to relive the affair during interviews to promote the best-selling page turner, meant that all the feelings she’d been keeping buried deep down, had suddenly come to the surface and left her emotionally raw.
“I thought I was over it [the affair] but obviously it’s opened it up again, having to talk about it,” she said at the time. “I thought I dealt with it but when I look back I was concentrating on the babies and I was numb from when it all happened.
She added: “I was contracted [to do the book tour] so obviously you have to do certain things, so whenever I was asked questions I was trying to bat them off with the good stuff, I’m quite good at putting up a defence but I just couldn’t do it with this – I was getting asked questions like, ‘The moment you saw them on the beach, what was it like?'”
But Katie admitted that even though it’s been hard for her to deal with, it’s been just as tough for her beefcake beau!
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“It’s also been hard for Kieran,” she graciously acknowledged. “He’s changed in two-and-a-half years, he’s had his therapy, and then we’ve got the book out again and he’s having to relive what kind of person he was.
“And I’m having to relive it with a fresh mind, I haven’t just had a baby and think, ‘Oh my god, this is really what he did to me.'”
The 38-year-old is never likely to entire forgive or forget his her other half’s filthy philandering, however.
She said: “I have a sting. I will get my own back, even on Kieran.
“I always say to him, ‘You haven’t had your karma yet, but something will happen – you’ll see’.
“I want him to go through all that hurt I went through, seeing all those pictures and text messages in The Sun – I wish he could feel the pain that I had, because it’s indescribable.
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“He says he’s sorry he put me through all that, but I think, ‘Nah, you still haven’t felt it’.
“So I want him to suffer just a little bit.”
She’s pretty confident her husband of three years won’t do the dirty on her again though, in part thanks to him seeking professional counselling.
When asked whether the therapy had changed him, she said: “Completely, from him wanting to f*** everything to me being like, ‘Do you want it?'”
Riiiiiiight.