Greedy Gemma Collins will take two dates to the finale of Celebs Go Dating after instructing beau Laurence to “brings wads of cash”.
TOWIE veteran Gem gave browbeaten Laurence another shot on last night’s show after not bothering to turn up for their previous date to Paris – and, for once, someone got one over the GC.
Taking in her apology for standing him up, Laurence twisted the knife as he guilt-tripped her into taking him to Cape Verde.
“That’s gonna be your making up for leaving me on the platform for two hours, is it?” he said as he digested her grovelling.
“I’ve still got the ticket with the tears on it.”
Gemma missed out on the romantic trip after deciding she’d rather watch Keeping up with The Kardashians, have a spray tan and a bar of Galaxy.
Having already invited Daniel to join her on the idyllic African island, Gemma admitted defeat and asked Laurence to fly out with her… but she was sure to request he’d fix up and look sharp.
“You got nice clothes for the holiday, yeah?” she asked.
“Good. You have to look like a movie star next to me. Can’t be no crumpled up T-shirt and [bleep] shorts. They’ve got to be bang on.”
She continued: “Have you got nice loafers, wads of cash in the pocket?”
“Do not let me down on the swimwear,” she warned Laurence again as they popped the cork on a bottle of champers and he must have wondered what he’d got himself into.
Thinking back to her comments about her date’s swimwear, she later added: “If Laurence rocks up in some budgie smugglers I will not be happy.”
— Celebs Go Dating (@CelebsGoDating) February 27, 2018