With just six days to go before the launch of I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here we can finally reveal the official line-up for 2016.
And it’s good news for the boys, as the jungle is full of fit fillies such as Lisa Snowdon, Ola Jordan, Olympic hockey star Sam Quek, Scarlett Moffatt and MILF Carol Vorderman.
But for the girls – unless you fancy older men, you haven’t got much to choose from. There’s Danny Baker, Larry Lamb (who was fit in his day!) and Home Under The Hammer host Martin Roberts. Er…
But fear not girls – there are a few fitties in there too in the shape of Emmerdale’s Adam Thomas (swoon), comedian Joel Dommett (who has a hot body) and flexible Diversity dancer Jordan Banjo.
If footballers tickle your fancy then Frankie from The Saturday’s hubby Wayne Bridge may tick a box – but he’s no Becks, that’s for sure.
So let’s whip through the runners and the riders and work out what we can expect from each of our stars.
Scarlett Moffatt
She’s the newly slim and quick-witted Geordie who has Gogglebox viewers in stitches with her speed-train fast witty one liners.
She proved pretty shy when she appeared on Alan Carr’s show a while back but we reckon she’ll provide viewers with some great catty commentary!
And we bet she won’t hold back if anyone kicks off. Watch that Geordie sass come to the fore.
Ola Jordan
With her stunning looks, curvy physique and tantalising European accent, she’s likely to be the one to get dirty old men into a right old two-and-eight when she’s giving herself a good scrub down in that shower!
And she knows how to play the game.
Not only has she released several saucy calendars, she and her beefy dancer hubby James Jordan were signed up as faces (and bodies) for erotic shop Ann Summers. So boys, watch Ola put on one mighty show.
Joel Dommett
You’ll probably recognise the face but probably not the name. He was in the TV show Skins and recent flick White Island with Darren Day, but he is best known as a comedian who’s appeared on many TV panel shows, including Bring The Noise alongside Nicole Scherzinger.
He’s no stranger to stripping off either – and was tricked into performing a sex act on himself on Skype, but has since laughed it off.
Larry Lamb
You all know this silver fox, from EastEnders, Gavin and Stacey and – for the older readers amongst you – Triangle.
He might be pushing 70 but he’s still a dashing so and so and is father to the just-as-hot- but currently AWOL radio DJ George Lamb.
We can imagine him getting too stuck in to the jungle shenanigans but he might lose it if the other campers keep him awake with their endless wittering.
Sam Quek
Gorgeous Sam won gold at the Rio 2016 games for Team GB with her hockey teammates.
A former model, she’s a stunner so expect lots of flesh-flashing bikini action and a post-jungle calendar.
Sadly boys, the sassy lassie is attached, and is in a long-term relationship with property developer boyfriend Tom Mairs, who has previously appeared on Channel 4’s The Secret Millionaire.
Carol Vorderman
At 55, our Caz can show the younger girls a thing or two about being svelte, classy and sexy – and we reckon she’ll be pushing those young ‘us out of the that waterfall so she can give herself a good wash for the cameras!
But she’s not just great looks – she can work out sums faster than a rat up a drainpipe, she’s a qualified pilot and she became the highest paid woman on TV as she appeared on Countdown for 26 years. Get her!
Lisa Snowdon
Yes, folks, there is more to Lisa Snowdon than going out George Clooney, who she started dating for five years in 2000. That was SIXTEEN YEARS AGO and we bet she’s bored to death about being asked about that! She’s a successful TV presenter, radio host, model and pretty cool dancer (she came third on Strictly in 2008). So come on guys, enough George, right?
Wayne Bridge
Perhaps not in the same looks league as a David Beckham, Wayne was dashing enough to woo and marry Frankie from the Saturdays and S Club Juniors.
Aside from his glittering football career, he is best known for his previous girlfirend Vanessa Perroncel, and mother of his son, who allegedly had an affair with John Terry!
Martin Roberts
Housewives will love this cute and cuddly property presenter of Homes Under The Hammer, which he has presented for 13 years. Unlikely to surprise us with a six-pack, though.
Danny Baker
He first appeared as a taxi driver on Mastermind, he went onto become a writer and producer and invented the 606 football phone-in show.
He’s probably best known for hanging out with Chris Evans and Paul Gascoigne back in the 90s when their wild partying made regular headlines.
Last month, he revealed he had beaten head and neck cancer six years on from the diagnosis.
Adam Thomas
Super-cute star of Emmerdale and brother of Love Island’s Scott and Corrie’s Ryan Thomas.
He’s been buffing up over the summer so expect him to be showcasing that marvellous physique of his.
Sadly, girls, he’s getting married next year to his baby-momma Caroline Daly.
Jordan Banjo
Brother of Diversity leader Ashley, best know for dancing, doing back flips and dating Jesy Nelson from Little Mix because – reportedly – he couldn’t deal with the level of fame she had!
He is in a year-long relationship with girlfriend Naomi, so sorry girls, he’s off the market.