Ever wondered what happened to Stephen Bear, the victor of this year’s Celebrity Big Brother?
No? Oh well, we’re going to tell you anyway!
The vulgar star who horrified CBB viewers with his oafish and intimidating behaviour in the famous reality house has been given a job on what has been described by some as “the trashiest TV show ever”.
He will team up with the very lovely Charlotte Crosby on a show called Just Tattoo of Us.
Hmmm… As you can probably tell from the tacky title, the show is MTV’s take on Channel 4’s hit show Tattoo fixers.
In the show, Bear and Charlotte – who have never presented a show in their lives – will meet couples who have agreed to have tattoos designed by their other halves – only they will not see the results until the the designs have been permanently etched on their body.
And while the viewing public aren’t that excited about the prospect of seeing Bear back on their tellies, the gobby ex-roofer, who initially found fame on trashy TV show Ex On The Beach, is thrilled, admitting,
“I’m so excited to be working on Just Tattoo Of Us. It’s going to be the best show in the whole history of shows because I’m in it.”
Charlotte is pretty giddy about the gig too, adding: “I am over the moon to be working on Just Tattoo Of Us. It’s been absolute banter filming it.
“Make sure to tune in. Reckon somebody will get a tattoo of me?’
Although the show will feature every day folks, it will also include some, er, ‘celebs’ who are still desperately trying to cling onto their fifteen minutes of fame.
‘Engaged’ Big Brother stars Ryan and Hughie are among the desperadoes keen to get airtime.
It’s also believed that Bear’s one-time CBB-girlfriend Chloe Khan will – awkwardly – appear on the show with her current man Ashley Cain. Expect fireworks? Or more carefully stage managed ‘pants’.
If you want to avoid the show and see what a pig’s ear Bear makes of the presenting gig, it kicks off in the new year!