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Bride horrified as she poos herself on wedding day and ruins £12,000 dress

The woman downed detox shakes to fix her bloating

A bride was left mortified when she accidentally pooed herself on her wedding day.

The American bride's wedding planner revealed the woman had pooed herself after downing detox shakes to fix her bloating.

The planner revealed the nuptials took place on a "family property in a historic barn" and as a result of the setting, the planner had to install portable toilets around the side as there was no electricity or running water in the actual building.

The woman had pooed herself after downing detox shakes to fix her bloating (Credit: Pexels)

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Taking to Reddit, the wedding planner explained: "The ceremony had ended, cocktail hour is shutting down, professional photos were taken.

"We were prepping to transition to the entrance of the bridal party, which would be followed immediately by first dance and cake cutting.

"During this, the dinner would be staged, so every aspect was being fairly carefully timed out."

The planner continued: "I was speaking to the caterer when I happened to glance over and see the most curious blend of expressions pass over the bride's face, and she frantically waved down my assistant.

"A few moments later, my headset beeped on, and my assistant said, 'we have an issue'. It turns out that the bride had gambled on a fart and lost in a big way.

The wedding planner said the bride had "gambled on a fart and lost in a big way" (Credit: Pexels)

"Now, the bride was wearing a huge, full ball gown, with a fitted, bones strapless top in a sort of embellished mesh. Underneath, she had a shaper garment and hoops and slips.

It may be the most disgusting thing I've ever dealt with.

"We had already realized there was zero way of her going to the bathroom: we had issues getting her into a limo, and having her use a portajohns meant one of us would have to get personal.

"That was my assistant's job. I radioed to everyone to expect a fifteen minute delay, and they headed towards the tent."

The wedding planner revealed the bride had been "using some health shakes in an attempt to fix last minute bloating" and this had "mixed poorly with the cocktails from earlier".

They further explained: "But the thing that sent it over the edge was that the shaper the bride wore was a latex deal that came down over the thighs and up to her bra.

"Waterproof, the poo had just sort of filled it, like a water balloon of horror. My assistant had opened up the snap crotch and just released the evil trickling down the brides thighs.

The bride even did a dance after pooing herself (Credit: Pexels)

"The bride is just flipping out that she's making her guests wait, that she has a cheorographed dance waiting to happen, and she needs to be introduced NOW.

"I start trying to scrape the poo out with a fabric stain wipe, while the bride insists that the show must go on, immediately.

"The groom looks vaguely disconcerted by his new wife's odor, but I tell my assistant to distract him until they take the floor. Introductions happen, the dance starts, and we find some fresh horror.

"The dance was a cheorographed affair, and as the groom spun his bride around, hand on her waist, he is squishing the poo up the insides of the waist trainer, up and out the back waistband.

"To our horror, we watch as a oily stain spread across the mid back of the gown. As we are still cringing from this, the groom sets his hand firmly in the middle of the poo stain."

She went on to say: "As they left the dance floor, I had someone rush wet naps to the groom and to bring me the bride.

The planner tried to sort out the bride's mess (Credit: Pexels)

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"The diarrhea was everywhere, spread in a thin layer across her body. It may be the most disgusting thing I've ever dealt with.

"With her clean, I threw away the waist shaper, and scrubbed down the $15k wedding gown back in a plastic basin. The inner lining was a loss, and I cut it out completely."

The planner revealed the bride was dressed again but the support tent "smelled like a sewer and just was closed for the remainder of the event".

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