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Jeremy Kyle viewers in stitches as guests argue over size of their willies!

'Mine is bigger than yours!'

Jeremy Kyle viewers were delivered two mental images they hadn’t asked for t]when a pair of feuding fellas started a row about their penises.

In the televisual equivalent of “mine is bigger than yours”, James and Joe met on stage and embarked on a frankly bizarre spat about the size of their respective willies.

And, to be honest, it made them both look very small!

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Whose willy is bigger…? Does anybody actually care? (Credit: ITV)

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On Friday (29 March), two Jeremy Kyle guests stunned the studio audience when they started the puerile argument about their appendages.

James was on the ITV tabloid-style show to support his fiancée Leanne as she came face-to-face with her ex-friend Katie, who had been convicted of attacking her while eight months pregnant.

Nice bunch, eh?

The nearest thing to a willy waving contest on TV (Credit: ITV)

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But things took a rather baffling turn when Leanne’s ex Joe walked on stage and things got heated.

James spat: “I wouldn’t go there again. She wouldn’t go near you, you’re clearly compensating for something mate.

However Joe replied: “I’ve got a big one.”

The audience were left in hysterics, while even Jeremy allowed himself an eyebrow raise…

Penis-gate on JK (Credit: ITV)

But it didn’t end there, as Jeremy stirred the pot, saying: “You’ve got a big one? On national television, ‘I’ve got a big one’.”

While Joe attempted to demonstrate the size of his manhood within the legal boundaries of television – this wasn’t Naked Attraction, after all – James exclaimed: “Small man syndrome!”

Weighing in, Leanne added: “No, a donkey’s got a bigger one than him.”

Many viewers turned to Twitter to share their mutual amusement at the story as it unfolded, however most of them are too foul-mouthed to reproduce here.

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However one joked: “What do you call a big one? My penis… Obviously. #jeremykyle.”

Another shared a picture of a well-hung donkey. Well, thanks for that!

A third said: “If you’re going to brag about the size of your [bleep], then you clearly have a small one #jeremykyle.”

One more simply said the show “was on fire”.

Earlier in the week, a man appeared on the infamous show and admitted having a threesome with his OWN brother after catching his sibling have sex with his girlfriend.

As it was his 21st birthday, he thought it would be a special birthday treat to join in!

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Helen Fear
TV Editor