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EastEnders viewers in meltdown as Kathy threatens to chop off Willmott-Brown’s manhood!

She then suggested serving it to him in a sandwich!

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Kathy Beale has waited a long time to feel like she has seized back control after Willmott-Brown destroyed a part of her.

And she proved that revenge truly is a dessert best served cold as she tipped the balance tonight.

The psychopath turned up at the cafe, clutching flowers and made some very bizarre suggestion to Kathy that they enter into some kind of Indecent Proposal arrangement.

He looked so pathetic as he spouted his delusional drivel that you could be forgiven for almost – note we say almost – feeling slightly sorry for him.

Kathy clearly already had the upper hand, after all – 30 years after he subjected her to that awful rape, which he is still refusing to acknowledge in his mind.

When he grabbed at her leg, while making his ludicrous offer, Kathy snapped and went for the jugular – or, rather, his man plums.

Twisting them, Kathy snarled as Willmott-Brown groaned in agony: “I say no thank you very much but I said no then and I say no now you sad deluded pathetic old man.

“I have friends, I have a life and I will always belong here. If I ever see you again I will find the biggest, sharpest knife and I will cut it off and serve it to you in a sandwich.”

You could just imagine the collective peel ringing out across the nation in celebration.

Twitter exploded, but of course!

Things got an awful lot worse for the rapist too; as he scurried back to his office he discovered it had been ransacked and incriminating papers take from his safe.

Police came knocking at the door as he attempted to shred material that could land him in the hot stuff.

As two officers broke down the door, he appeared to suffer a catastrophic heart attack.


Kaggie Hyland
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