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Holly Willoughby mocks Taylor and Tom split: “You can’t end something that wasn’t real”

This Morning presenters were quick to pour scorn on Hiddleswift

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Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston’s failed romantic liaison has been panned by This Morning presenters Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby.

With news that Tay-Tay and Tom were no longer an item and Hiddleswift has headed for the dumpster, Rylan Clark-Neal thought he would get Phil and Holly’s views on it.

Taylor and Tom had ensured that their affair was played out in the public eye.

They didn’t want the media to miss out on any little detail, especially as it came about only two weeks after Taylor had kicked superstar DJ Calvin Harris in to touch.

It seems three months though is not really a relationship, according to Holly.

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After Rylan confirmed the split, Holly said: “It begs the question.

“Y   ou can’t end something that wasn’t real.

“So we now know it was on…”

After Rylan said that a source had revealed that it was Taylor that booted Tom in to touch, Phillip was rather perplexed by this.

Phil said: “That’s really cruel. What it’s done is that poor old Tom… The tide has gone out and left him on the beach!”

Holly followed up with another question about the motive of the relationship.

She asked: “Was he with her for exposure…?”

She may have a point as Taylor has made a habit of three or four month long relationships. Rylan said that it’s her ‘three month itch’.

The mum-of-three was still shocked that the pair had met each other’s parents while Rylan explained to them that it was a familiar habit of Taylor after the ‘three-month itch’.

Apparently Taylor has dated Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal and Harry Styles for a similar length of time.

The only one that stuck for a while was Calvin.

He lasted a year but it looks like Taylor has returned to her three-month programme with Tom.

Who will be next to become the apple of her eye?


Nancy Brown
Associate Editor